Thursday, January 5, 2012

Witchcraft As Martial Art

Maybe they should outlaw witchcraft not because of religion reasons which by the way would be wrong, but based on the fact that it actually does harm. Or at least some versions of it...

Or maybe it's time to take it to the... Olympics?

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Ting. Tingle, tingle, tremble toes,
she's a good fisherman,
catches hens, puts 'em inna pens...
Vintery, mintery, cutery, corn,
Apple seed and apple thorn;
Three million geese in a flock.
One million flew east,
And one million flew west,
And one million flew over the cuckoo's nest. 
O-U-T spells OUT,
Goose swoops down and plucks you out
To see the geese best, one must middle click.

When i was a kid i was terrified by geese.