Saturday, April 1, 2023

April 1st

BTW do you know what faison l'amour means in French?

3:10 Last night after i took gas at Spirit Mt. Shell my airbag warning light came on. Exactly like at the other Elantra in August 20 in the day before the accident last year. So far i checked the fuse. I have an ELM327 OBDII blue tooth connector but it doesn't work. After i tried to pair it it asks the password, i put in 1234 (i tried with 0000 and kept prompting), it connects briefly and then disconnects. It worked in the past with Angela's PC, today i tried with that one, my laptop but i don't want to turn on the phone for it.

That car has been totaled once, right door have been hit. This one has been totaled twice and in the pictures at the first auction the panel at the right door was missing. But if that light is on it means none of the airbags will work in case of accident.

Later i figured it out. I was an April 1st joke that so far cost me 100 bucks (had a gift card remainder).

3:28 BTW we never win (positive balance for the night) unless i complain here first. It only happened 2 or 3 times this year, and always after i complained. I wanted to write yesterday but it seemed so mundane after the recent posts and gave it up. But what i saw yesterday at Chinook surpasses all imagination.

But first. Somehow i stepped into a piece of dog s... before i left. They placed it somewhere on my way to the patio when i always go to check the sign at the door. As a result, scores of stinking vehicles got in front of us on our way to Lincoln City. Tried to pass or stay behind but they were everywhere. In the last few trips (weeks) we only drove behind those, but yesterday they needed a pretext.

So at one of those stops we switched roles (Angela drove first because i was feeling sick, probably from all kinda smells and smokes here) and when i got outside i realized how bad our car was stinking inside and discovered the poo on my shoes.

I was telling Angela, they (ninja) never act unprovoked, or have to be always on the defence. So they carefully arrange something. Like for our car to stink enough to be felt from behind. And then all hell breaks loose.

I didn't get to see any of the drivers but i know who they are.

Besides of being very tired, when i got there i was also dizzy.

So what i was telling. The unimaginable. There was a team of actors from a theatre in Hungary filming filling the whole place. At two table games they were a few guys with loud voices (men and women) yelling so loud i only heard at traditional weddings in my home town Câmpulung. For hours. Really disturbing. Nobody cared from security cause they were from the same team.

6:40 Just figured what the reasons of the yelling upstairs and in the casino and kids in the alley and modified exhausts etc. are for. When synced with my brainwaves they cause among other things temporary blockages of the common duct (a chakra or sphincter) that put pressure on my liver and pancreas with lowering of insulin production.

Yeah i know i said that before and don't know where and instead of one more link i will say it again. April 1st stands for altruism. What's for one. Only fools are alone.

7:05 Got PC?

8:23 Instead of locker, they brought the scanner at the door. I went and read the codes, it's the driver side air bag. Unsupervised children are playing on the other side of the alley, for hours now.

Most frequent, the clockspring under the airbag on the steering wheel, something that can be replaced in 10 minutes. Given the coincidence, could they have done it in the parking lot at Chinook? Only the security tapes can confirm it.

9:52 Yes she's back. It must be a she because a man could not stand in this environment except for short periods of time. Because of shedog poopes. She took the car for a couple of hours out of the spot.

I was thinking earlier. People don't want to know the truth. I have put within the last year or so hundreds of valid matches (yes i made mistakes in the past) but they still see each case as an isolated one. They cycle the people through all kinda made up artificial conflicts made with characters and charactonimes and they forget everything and believe in what they are being told. If not, pandemics, wars and scandals can help. Sorry for you. And for me because i have not foreseen this.

It's all a delaying tactic. Children are busy growing up, then mary, go to jobs, have more children, get old, retire and die and are always too too busy to understand what's going on. So they can peacefully pump the gold out of it and in the end destroy the Earth. But who cares. It won't happen in our time.

11:37 Can't say it didn't help me. It helped me cause i did locate which airbag is off. But when i tried to read real time data (the resistance) to confirm is the speed clock, was showing zero all the time. So it was only reading the computer code. Maybe because the last Hyundai Elantra it had in there was a 2017. So i came inside and tried to update following the instructions in the booklet which is of course written Chinese English, like the menus and everything.

I was impressed a bit by the multitude of vehicles i could download for. Thinking. The Chinese never saw these vehicles, don't have an idea or do they. I choose Hunday only, everything worked fine and after i restarted the thing it crashed and became unusable, so now i'm up for a return. In the meantime i figured a way to physically check that spring clock, the airbag pops up when pried with a screwdriver and the thing is under. Thinking how easy would have been for a ninja to sabotage it.

I once read people being uneased by needing to throw away Amazon bags and boxes. How about the return pallets?

After half day spent on it (and only 5 hours of sleep last night) i went for a short walk around the block (today i washed the fridge under, air quality is almost acceptable now in here, for the first time ever), people all around the building welcomed me with flashing yellow lights (parking would have been enough, speed limit here is 5 and nobody drives at this hour (almost midnight)), gestures almost obscene, exhaust smoke etc.. I'm sure that if i went the second time there would have been nobody around but i couldn't cause i'm just too tired.

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