Songs that don't raise any controversy in my mind anymore. Songs so nice and soul soothing i prefer to forget and lock down in my heart so they keep me warm inside
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Comrade Peter
As heard in ~72-74 when i was 12-14. Version adapted for English, slightly modified from the original which is hard to reproduce here.
Lenin died and went to Hell. One day St.Peter met with Satan. St.Peter was curious about Lenin and asked Satan how was he doing. Satan said: St.Peter, it's good you asked, it's a big problem, i don't know what to do with him anymore, he's turning all my devils into commies, soon they'll be all on strike and i couldn't run the Hell anymore. Saint Peter went OK, i'll take him a few days to see what's going on and then i'll return him to you. A couple of weeks later they meet again. Satan asked: Saint Peter, did you fix Lenin, can i have him back now? And Peter answers: What saint are you talking about, you mean comrade Peter, and now don't keep me here wasting my time, cause i was on my way to a party meeting and i don't want to be late!...
Lenin died and went to Hell. One day St.Peter met with Satan. St.Peter was curious about Lenin and asked Satan how was he doing. Satan said: St.Peter, it's good you asked, it's a big problem, i don't know what to do with him anymore, he's turning all my devils into commies, soon they'll be all on strike and i couldn't run the Hell anymore. Saint Peter went OK, i'll take him a few days to see what's going on and then i'll return him to you. A couple of weeks later they meet again. Satan asked: Saint Peter, did you fix Lenin, can i have him back now? And Peter answers: What saint are you talking about, you mean comrade Peter, and now don't keep me here wasting my time, cause i was on my way to a party meeting and i don't want to be late!...
Saturday, August 25, 2012
Heads Down!
As heard in early 80s. Original in Romanian, slightly modified for English.
http://www.mioritice.com/banc/14989/#ixzz24a8jStwN
Booly dies and goes to Hell. A little devil gives him a tour of Hell and shows him the rooms he could chose from.
The first room, huge boilers of tar. He passes on that one.
The second room, huge boilers of sulfuric acid. He passes that one too.
The third room, a huge bowl of shit in which the sinners where standing up to their necks and smoking.
Booly quickly picks the third room. He hops in the bowl, lights up a cigarette and in a couple of minutes another little devil comes in and says:
- Come on guys, break's over, heads down now!...
http://www.mioritice.com/banc/14989/#ixzz24a8jStwN
Booly dies and goes to Hell. A little devil gives him a tour of Hell and shows him the rooms he could chose from.
The first room, huge boilers of tar. He passes on that one.
The second room, huge boilers of sulfuric acid. He passes that one too.
The third room, a huge bowl of shit in which the sinners where standing up to their necks and smoking.
Booly quickly picks the third room. He hops in the bowl, lights up a cigarette and in a couple of minutes another little devil comes in and says:
- Come on guys, break's over, heads down now!...